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Bill Gates, The Beetles and Mozart

Posted by Christophe on March 10, 2009

What do Bill Gates, The Beetles and Mozart have in common?

They all super achieved.

Why?

Because they all were born geniuses?

Not necessarily.

Malcolm Gladwell, best-selling author of The Tipping Point and Blink, exposes in his newly released book Outliers: The Story of Success a very different reality.

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According to Gladwell, extraordinary success is related to

  • a variety of social aspects – the period someone is born into, the surrounding culture, availability of opportunities, connections and luck
  • the sheer amount of work in a field done at an early age  – 10,000 concentrated hours

The bottom line is that practice, practice, practice, and more practice is necessary for high performance.

As a leader, are you creating a framework for repeat practice?

As a team member, are you relentlessly paying your 10,000 hour dues?

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Sustainability Role Models

Posted by Christophe on March 3, 2009

So an agile team strives to work at a sutainable pace.

Great.

It’s even in the agile manifesto -well, on the second page:
Agile processes promote sustainable development. The sponsors, developers, and users should be able to maintain a constant pace indefinitely.

But what about the managers? and the executive layer?

According to a new book, Elsewhere USA (Dalton Conley), things have dramatically changed in the past few decades:

  • In the 60s, professional success translated into increased wealth and more leisure time for people and their family
  • Today, professional success doesn’t. Instead, people end up working more hours and feel higher  anxiety

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Excerpt from the book description:

Boundaries between leisure and work, public space and private space, and home and office have blurred and become permeable. How many of us now work from home, our wireless economy allowing and encouraging us to work 24/7? How many of us talk to our children while scrolling through e-mails on our BlackBerrys? How many of us feel overextended, as we are challenged to play multiple roles–worker, boss, parent, spouse, friend, and client–all in the same instant?

Conley shows that the higher the position, the more people feel their work is intangible, pushing them to work longer and longer hours, everywhere, all the time. He doesn’t condemned the practice, but rather tell people to accept and live with it.

So here’s a question:

Given that

  • employees do what the boss does -a simple mimic mechanism or a conscious action to avoid being in trouble
  • over utilized people produce less than people that have some
  • all systemic conflicts are the result of unexamined assumptions (root causes)
  • overall throughput can be only be increased by increasing the throughput at the bottleneck process

Are executives really helping their company when working 24/7?

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2009 Most Famous Agile Personality Award

Posted by Christophe on January 10, 2009

While the Hollywood crowd is anxiously waiting for the “66th Annual Golden Globe Awards”(to be telecast live on NBC Sunday, January 11 (8 – 11 p.m. EST), I have the honor to present the First “Most Famous Agile Personality” Award.

Using a mix of tools (google trends, google keywords, wordtracker), I calculated the most agile personality in 2008.

The nominees (in no particular order):

  • Esther Derby
  • Mike Cohn
  • Diana Larsen
  • David Anderson
  • Kenji Hiranabe
  • Jeff Sutherland
  • Ken Schwaber
  • Jean Tabaka
  • Ron Jeffries
  • James Shore
  • Mary Poppendieck
  • Joe Little
  • Linda Rising

And the winner is…

Dilbert!
(clap – clap – clap)

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This is no joke. The key phrase “Dilbert agile” has been searched far more than any other “put_a_personality_name_here agile” search.

I know, I know. I hear already that this is not a proper comparison.

But this tells me the agile community still has a long road ahead to get agile widely adopted.

To next year’s 2nd edition.

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Dilbert – Changing requirements

Posted by Christophe on January 8, 2009

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Dilbert – We need more programers

Posted by Christophe on May 31, 2008

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Managers are from Mars, Performance Appraisals from Venus

Posted by Christophe on February 2, 2008

I attended to the Agile Bazaar event on January 31 2008 at the Worcester Polytechnic Institute where Mary Poppendieck presented “Appraisals and Compensation: The Elephant in the Room“. She will likely do presentation it again at the Agile 2008 conference in toronto. Not to spoil it, I will only give the thread line.

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Mary went through a brief history of performance appraisals. While it all started 2,000 years ago in china, appraisals became universal (in the US) in the 90s.

So if every companies uses them, they must be extremely useful, right? Unfortunately not.

Mary exposed 8 underlying purposes supporting the mechanism (to name a few: motivatation of employees, identification of candidates for promotion, identification of training needs) and 6 faulty assumptions (including motivation as an external factor, focusing on the individual -or team- rather than the system and the delay of mainly negative feedback) .

Mary says that there is no valid research showing benefits of performance appraisals. Simply said, “it doesn’t work“. Her biggest complain is that appraisals target individuals (sometimes teams) rather the system itself. She also condemns judgment rather than feedback (system dynamic).

Mary went over the false assumptions behind individual pay-for-performance (money, motivation, individual assessment), and the negative effects they have on the system.

She finished by a case study done by HP across 13 organizations over a year 4 year period where each division implemented a different type of incentive plan. The results are just mind boggling. They all failed and got canceled.

So what is she proposing to do instead?

Provide every day for

  1. clear goals and priorities
  2. team work
  3. pride
  4. feedback
  5. cadence
  6. continuous improvement

The key here is that yearly of bi-annual appraisals are replaced by a daily engagement of management with the team. Promotions and salary adjustment are evaluated (team wide) on a regular basis – rather than once per year.

Mary closed saying that focus on training, delegation of the decision making process within an egalitarian culture, good pay and reciprocal commitment between the employees and the company are the pillars for high performance.

She also discussed a case study made around a large experiment done by HP. Wanna hear the punch line? Come by agile 08…

Now, if your organization is still mandating appraisal, check out Jeff Sutherland’s review process.

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Dilbert – Agile Programming

Posted by Christophe on November 30, 2007

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